Please click here to download my résumé! It is regularly updated PDF file, and has my contact information in it. So please, no junk mail or spamming, which will be burned with all the intensity of a bunsen burner in the hands of an adolescent high-schooler.
One day, I will post a résumé like one of these pretty gems. Will update ASAP. But for now, you’ll have to settle with the PDF.